I’m not a closet racist
I keep on
telling her
Just
because I dislike
The people
of Narnia
Wednesday, 28 September 2022
WE WENT TO A POSH NEW RESTAURANT
We went to a posh new restaurant
And the
food was really trash
When we saw
the astronomical bill
We did the
Dine and Dash
SLEAZY POLITICIANS APPEAR IN THE TABLOIDS
Sleazy politicians appear in the tabloids
As allegations
are made afresh
But they all
protest their innocence
Perhaps
they were just pressing the flesh
THE GLASS CEILING HAS BEEN REMOVED
The glass ceiling has been removed
For the
benefit of women everywhere
It’s a
positive move long overdue
It was
difficult to clean way up there
MY WIFE’S BEEN GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT
My wife’s been giving me the silent treatment
Which I
have enjoyed if truth to tell
But every
silver lining has a cloud
When the
silence was accompanied by a smell
Tuesday, 27 September 2022
NIGEL FARAGE
Love him or loath him, Nigel Farage
Is
strangely charismatic
In fact,
he’s quite a colourful character
Which in
truth is ironic
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 244
John Cook was a cyclist
All licra clad
He rides
the road and the pavement
Equally as
bad
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