ALL OF MY ADULT LIFE

 

All of my adult life

I have been searching and

Eureka! I have the answer

I have finally worked it out

 

I shouldn’t be looking for

Someone I can live with

I should be looking for

Someone I can’t live without

STAR STRUCK

 

A contagion struck down

Quentin Tarantino

Now he’s in the hospital

In a tent in quarantino

JOHN BERCOW

 

John Bercow has

Got on his high horse

Regarding height-ism

Well, I say high horse

I LOVE FOOT PUMPS

 

I love foot pumps

I think they are really neat

And are particularly good

If you have flat feet

YOU ARE 50 YEARS OLD

 

You are 50 years old

And if I may be so bold

Despite what you were told

The emphasis is on the old

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 442

 

Holly and Phil, where have you been?

Have you been to Westminster to visit the Queen?

Holly and Phil, did you get a good view?

I guess you did because you jumped the queue

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 240

 

Buzz wuzz was that little fly

And how he loved to caper

Up and down the room he flew

Until I hit it with my paper