I WAS TOLD ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION WAS

 

I was told artificial insemination was

When the farmer gave Toro a bit of a pull

Before he does it to the cow instead

But I’m sure that that has to be bull

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 224

 

Poor old Robinson Crusoe!

How he does miss you so

But plenty of men in the port

And not the sentimental sort

Poor old Robinson Crusoe!

She really doesn’t miss you so

ARE YOU WEARING A SPORRAN?

 

Are you wearing a sporran?

Wow that really is a beut

It’s an unusual choice though

A sporran with a safari suit

ROMAN GODDESS DIANA

 

Roman Goddess Diana

The virgin Goddess

Of the hunt and the moon

Daughter of Zeus and Leto

Twin sister of Apollo

ECONOMICAL WITH THE TRUTH

 

She tells everyone

She’s not even thirty

She’s cute and curvy

Flirty and quirky

Hot and spicy

Pert and perky

A little bit saucy

A little bit dirty

But she must be

Five and thirty

THE LATEST FOOD SCANDAL

 

The latest food scandal

Has been the subject of scorn

When Veggie burgers were

Found to contain uni quorn

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 17

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some make me chuckle

Some make me glum

For example

Hamburgers = Shergars Bum