THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 1

 

The meat markets are busy

Take a look for the proof

Horse meat prices are down

In fact they’re through the hoof

I GOT A BARGAIN ON A LOAD OF STEAK # 1

 

I got a bargain on a load of steak

My competitors pay much higher

They ask where I get my horse steak

But I don’t tell them my mane supplier

I GOT A BARGAIN ON A LOAD OF STEAK # 2

 

I got a bargain on a load of steak

But the guy turned out to be a phoney

Five lorry loads of horse steak

But hey it only cost me a pony

THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 2

 

The meat markets are busy

I’d say you can’t go wrong

Horse meat prices are down

But they won’t be furlong

I GOT A BARGAIN ON A LOAD OF STEAK # 3

 

I got a bargain on a load of steak

But the guy turned out to be a spiv

Five lorry loads of horse steak

Is what I’ve been saddled with

THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 3

The meat markets are busy

Take a look if you’re able

Some meat prices fluctuate

But Horse remains stable

THE LATEST FOOD SCANDAL

 

The latest food scandal

Has been the subject of scorn

When Veggie burgers were

Found to contain uni quorn

HORSE MEAT BURGERS

Horse meat burgers

Are healthier by far

They’re lower in fat

But high in Shergar