There was a little boy and a little girl,
Lived in an alley;
Says the little boy to the little girl,
"How about it Sally?"
Friday, 26 August 2022
ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A BET?
Are you wearing it for a bet?
Well you haven’t won
it yet
But I would have to
say
You’re worth a pound
each way
MULTITASKING IS A MYTH
Multitasking is a myth,
It doesn’t work sadly
Multitasking just
means
Doing lots of things
badly
SNOW NOTSO-WHITE AND THE SEVEN DIRTY DWARFS
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we
go
We all have ways to
relax at night
Cokey snorts some Snow
White
Creepy likes flashing
in the park
Sleezy self-abuses in
the dark
Gropey likes trains in
rush hour
Humpy pays for girls
by the hour
Lustful hangs around
at the docks
HE WAS THROWN OUT OF A BAR
He was thrown out of a bar
For inappropriate
behaviour
And was given a whack
He pointed at the sign
Which read “liquor at
the front”
And “poker in the
back”
AFTER HER EXAMINATION
After her examination
The doctor said
"I can find no
reason
For the pain in your
head
Now let me see the
thing
That gets ladies in
distress”
At which point the
lady
Lifted up her dress
And started to remove
All her underwear
At first all he could
do
Was stand and stare
But then caused the
doctor
To loudly shout
“No don’t take them
off
SENIOR PHARMACY
When I go to the chemist
The cost is beyond
belief
And everything in my
basket
Says it’s for fast
relief
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