LEADERS OF THE GREAT NATIONS

 

Leaders of the great nations

Who want respect from society

Should moderate their behaviours

And steer clear of notoriety

IF YOU SEE A MAN RUNNING FROM A LION

 

If you see a man running from a Lion

Run like hell, run as fast as you can

But you don’t need to out run the Lion

You just need to run faster than the man

IF YOU SEE A BOMB DISPOSAL MAN

 

If you see a bomb disposal man

Running away from the bomb

You should at least keep up with him

Or out run him with aplomb

TINY THING

 

Tiny thing

A new baby

Totally dependent

A new life

That new Parents

Have to keep alive

Like a Tamagotchi

But without a reset

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 202

 

Mary, Mary quite contrary

This is what I want to know

With an Adams apple

And the razors dapple

Are you really a girl, yes, or no?

ARE YOU WEARING PIG TAILS?

 

Are you wearing pig tails?

Well, that look never fails

To make you look, as a rule,

Like you’re still at school

RED BLOODED

 

I like to think

I’m a red-blooded man

I love the female form

I’m definitely a fan

 

But I’m old fashioned

Red blooded man or no

But there’s just a bit

Too much on show