Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour
did not snuff it
They’re living in a
bedsit in Merseyside
Where they have to
rough it
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour
did not snuff it
They’re living in a
bedsit in Merseyside
Where they have to
rough it
I’ve enrolled my daughter in a class
Which caused her to
exclaim
It was on Paralleled
Parking
Which is quite a
simple aim
Preferably in less than
an hour
I couldn’t understand
I was at the end of my
wits
I couldn’t undo her
bra
I couldn’t get to her
tits
The device was
preventing
My reaching her bits
Then I thought that I should
Remove my woolen mits
Never mix the grape and the grain
My Dad always said to
me
And his inference was
quite plain
Mixing them would be
silly
Well now I think he
was insane
They mix perfectly in
my muesli
Do I have a pet name for my wife?
Yes, I like to call
her Bambi, chum
Because she’s cute and
clumsy
And I’d like to shoot
her mum
I woke up this morning
In the early morning
light
I looked in the mirror
And not a wrinkle in
sight
My wife, who was
sleeping
Soundly in our bed
Now looked like
Sandra Bullock instead
The house looked neat
The garden looked tidy
So I should have gone
To Specsavers
obviously
As the savage seas
Pounded the stricken
ship
Helpless onlookers
watched
From the lonely beach
As nature won out
Ropes attached to
Rockets
Were shot from the
cliff top
But in the howling
gale
Each fell short