CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF RICE WINE

 

“Can I have a glass of Rice Wine”

I said “Beer makes me bilious”

The puzzled barman replied “Sake?”

I added “No I was being serious”

THE MOST PERFECT SUMMER DRINK # 2

The most perfect drink

To quench a thirst, for me

On a hot summers day

Is a perfect cup of tea

MY FIRST EXPERIENCE OF DRINKING COFFEE

 My first experience of drinking Coffee

Was when I was a kid at school

It came in a bottle and tasted foul

“Camp” it was called and wasn’t cool   

WE CALL MY AUNT BETH THE EXORCIST

 

We call my aunt Beth the exorcist

Its cruel but we can’t resist

It’s because whenever she gets near

All the spirits disappear

NEVER MIX THE GRAPE AND THE GRAIN

 

Never mix the grape and the grain

My Dad always said to me

And his inference was quite plain

Mixing them would be silly

Well now I think he was insane

They mix perfectly in my muesli