WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS MUESLI?

 

What kind of food is Muesli?

It’s really rather absurd

On the farm it’s not dissimilar

To what we feed the herd

NEVER MIX THE GRAPE AND THE GRAIN

 

Never mix the grape and the grain

My Dad always said to me

And his inference was quite plain

Mixing them would be silly

Well now I think he was insane

They mix perfectly in my muesli

ALPEN DANGER

 

My dear friend was pulled under

By a strong currant, and tragically

My dear friend was drowned

In his breakfast bowl of muesli

HAMLETS BREAKFAST

Ah cold porridge! I think not, waitress: marmalade

Of infinite zest, on toast lightly browned. I’ll have

A pot of coffee black a Colombian blend and now how

About juice freshly squeezed and that’s it, thanks.