TRAFFIC COP – AVOIDING THE OBVIOUS

 

Sometimes you can talk

Your way out of a ticket

A little bit of charm

Is probably the safest bet

Humour can work but

When talking to the constabulary

Avoid reminding them

Exactly who pays their salary

MY WIFE GOT A MUDPACK

My wife got a mudpack

And she looked great

Until two days later

It fell off her face mate 

HOBBIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT

 

Hobbies are very important

Even for planners and plotters

I think everyone needs a hobby

I myself count train spotters

HORSES FOR COURSES

 

Horses for courses

Or opposites attracting

There is no formula

At times of interacting

 

It doesn’t matter

If they are that or this

I just know in my heart

I’m a hit for my miss

I AM FROM THE CARIBBEAN

 

I am from the Caribbean

And I find cooking very hard

But I do one thing very well

RhuBarbados and custard

WHAT ARE THE POINT OF PEARLS?

 

What are the point of pearls?

If not strung in elaborate swirls

About the necks of pretty girls

Or on tiaras amidst their curls

For Girls bring lustre to the pearls

And pearls add beauty to the girls

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 184

 

Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies

How I hate runny noses

"A tissue! A tissue!"

Then throw it in the bin!