HOBBIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT

 

Hobbies are very important

Even for planners and plotters

I think everyone needs a hobby

I myself count train spotters

MATURE CONVERSATION

 

My wife of many years

Thinks that I’m immature

Why she has the opinion

I confess that I’m not really sure

 

She thinks we need to sit down

And talk the problem through

I think it’s a load of tosh

To be perfectly honest with you

 

But in the interest of peace, I agreed

Though I don’t see the reason

But I told her I couldn’t do it

Until after the conker season

EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY

Everyone needs a hobby

And my dad is no exception

He has built up a rather large

Empty bottle collection

 

There is a name for it

It’ll come to me in a tick

It’s on the tip of my tongue

Oh yes, he’s an alcoholic

MY PASTIME

 

My pastime is, that I like to Fish

I’d do it all the time if I got my wish

But my wife hates me doing it

And she wants me to stop doing it

I say to her it’s just my hobby  

She says it’s just plain nobby

I say potato she says potaeto

I say tomato she says tomaeto

I say it’s just an innocent pastime

She says next time should be the last time

I say it is about the quiet peace

She says it has to cease

I say it’s appreciating the stillness

She says it’s a mental illness

She says I need to get a life

I think I just need a different wife

EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY

 

Everyone needs a hobby

And my dad is no exception

He has built up a rather large

Empty bottle collection

 

There is a name for it

It’ll come to me in a tick

It’s on the tip of my tongue

Oh yes, he’s an alcoholic

ORIGAMI CLUB

When I was at Uni
I joined an origami club
It was only small
And we met at the local pub
But it didn’t last long
If truth be told
The membership dwindled
And it had to fold