Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working as a Miner
He doesn’t really communicate
And it scares a lot of
the workers
When it says Excavate,
Excavate
Tuesday, 24 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 9
SENIOR REVELATION
One day you look in the mirror
And beneath the
lathers
You realize that the
face
You are shaving is
your fathers
THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE
Rather than eating chicken soup
Just laugh a little
every day
It’s much more
beneficial
Well, that’s what the
chickens say
SEND FOR THE UNDERTAKER
Oh God I feel so old
Just send for the
undertaker
I’ve started making
the same noises
As my coffee maker
SHOPPING ENCOUNTER
Their eyes met at the supermarket
She clearly recognized
him
But he was drawing a
blank
So, a smile was
exchanged between them
She decided to break
the ice
And pleasantly, said
"Hello!"
She obviously knew him
She was a stranger to
him though
So, he asked, "Do
you know me?
You do look familiar”
he lied
"I think you're
the father
Of one of my
kids." She replied,
“Are you the drunken
cheerleader?
I shagged under the
bleachers’”
She gave him a look
and said
“No, I'm one of your
son's teachers"
BIG BONED
No, you don’t have “big bones”
That belief is mere
folly
Let’s face it you’re
just fat
It’s a shame you’re
not jolly
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SICK
You have just been sick
And not just a bit
So, stop pretending
And spare me the wit
It isn’t just a hiccup
With some pizza in it
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