Sunday, 22 May 2022

ARE YOU WEARING BODY PAINT?

 

Are you wearing body paint?

Don’t tell me that you aint

Now you’ve got me in a fluster

I can see its glorious lustre

What a sexy sight to savour

What? It’s chocolate flavour?

Don’t tease me now stop it

There’s only one thing can top it

I’ll tell you and no mistake

And that’s a Cadbury’s flake

FIRST SIGNS OF AGEING

She looked in the mirror

Then she started to cry

She had seen her first grey hair

And she thought she'd dye

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE - ACUPUNCTURE

 

When you finish the treatment

You feel like number one

I would certainly recommend it

Acupuncture is a jab well done

CITY OF ANGELS

 

The smog sits over Los Angeles

On another California day

But when the smog finally lifts

U.C.L.A.

A SEISMIC SHIFT

 

An eminent professor thought

Her earthquake theory was sound

But soon found her knowledge

Was on very shaky ground

WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS

 

With marriage she got a mixture

Of happiness and stress

A husband and a companion

And a new name and a dress

SOLITUDE IS NOT A NEGATIVE

 

Solitude is not a negative

That’s something I’ve always known

And for the sake of your sanity

Escape the combat zone

And once in a while

Spend some time alone