The price of beauty products
Have gone through the
roof
What a rip off they
really are
Try waxing strips if
you need proof
The price of beauty products
Have gone through the
roof
What a rip off they
really are
Try waxing strips if
you need proof
The local Am-Dram group
Is presenting Hamlet
presently
And sadly, I have been
invited
To attend this particular
tragedy
Why in every disagreement
From the first to the
last
You don’t stay in the
present
You rake up the past
I always fight fair
I nail my colours to
the mast
Then your name-calling
Leaves me aghast
All I can do is stand and stare
At the salt ‘n’
peppered lady fair
The woman with the
greying hair
Oh, beautiful lady
standing there
With tresses of salt
‘n’ pepper hair
Please be the answer
to my prayer
One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So she decided to try
the call center
At a time that would
suit her
"Hello how can I
help you?"
The tech support guy
asks
She replied, “I can’t
get my computer
To do even the
simplest tasks"
"Do you have any
windows open?"
The tech support guy
asks her
"Are you mad? Its
mid December
And I’m calling from
Alaska”
The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts all on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts he stole the tarts and took them clean away.
Which is just as well because the Queen of Hearts can’t bake
And if she’d served
them to the King, he’d have burnt her at the stake
Are you wearing a corset?
All whalebone and
string
A beautiful thing to
behold
A lustfully sexy thing
Pulling you in at the
waist
And redistributing
everything
A little discomfort
for you
In the whalebone and
string
But it’s a small price
to pay
For the joy it will
bring