As she sat by his bedside
As his life ebbed away
His eyes filled with
tears
And she heard him quietly
say
“All through the bad
times
You’ve been with me
When I lost my job
You were there to
support me
When the business went
under
You stood by me
When we lost the house
You stood beside me
When my health started
failing
You were still beside
me
“Do you know something
love?”
“What darling?” she
said thru the tears
“I've come to the
conclusion
You’re a Jonah dear”
A wife asked her husband
“Would you marry again? If I died?"
"No, I would definitely not"
The husband lied
“Good. I wouldn’t want
you
To get another spouse
Or have another woman
Living in my house”
“Or using my golf
clubs
At the club on ladies’
day”
“Well,” he said “don’t
worry
A comforter is a form of bedding
The modern example is
a duvet
Or perhaps a continental quilt,
An eiderdown is best
so they say
But I think that
you’re the best
Comforter by a very
long way
Who loves us without condition?
Who loves us in their
admonition?
Who loves us despite
the dirt?
Who do we go to when
we’re hurt?
Who shares in all our
joys?
Who buys us the best
toys?
Who keeps us warm and
fed?
Who would prefer a
puppy instead?
Who cheers us up when
we’re sad?
Who else but mum and
dad
Mary had a little lamb
It died but she wasn’t
sad
She did love her
little lamb
But she really loved
kebabs
Are you wearing thermals?
To keep all your bits
nice and cosy
Fitting from neck and
wrists
All the way down to
your toesies
I’m sure it’s a sight
worth seeing
I wouldn’t mind a good
nosy
The morning after the night before
When his head is like
a helter-skelta
The large hung-over
northern Elk
Has to reach for the
Elka-seltza
