AVIATION ASPIRATION

 

My daughter wants to be a pilot

At first, I was a little alarmed

But after I thought about it

My apprehension calmed

 

And I laughed at my foolishness

I felt silly, oh what a lark

After all it’s not as if

She will have to parallel park

SCRABBLED

 

After a scrabble marathon,

Hundreds of games back to back,

Tony Blair now feels vindicated

He finally found WMD in a rack

SEX IN SUBURBIA

 

Somewhere across this land

In house’s gable ended

Some frisky young frau’s

Are being table ended

TUP THAT

 

One of the most fulfilling moments

Is when I’m behind you tupping

And I reach beneath you

Until your breasts, I’m cupping

 

This is such an awesome pleasure

It always makes my spine tingle

And there I continue to hold you

Until the moment our juices mingle

NAME CALLING # 1

 

Calling her a dog

Is a little hard to defend

But I would say she is

Man’s best friend

THE CARIBOU COLLECTIVE

 

The Caribou is the soberest beast

A wandering woodsman could meat

But get them in a group of threes or twos

They soon become the Caribooze

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 101

 

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross

To see a fine lady upon a white horse

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

If you give her ten pounds, then anything goes