One of the most fulfilling moments
Is when I’m behind you
tupping
And I reach beneath
you
Until your breasts,
I’m cupping
This is such an
awesome pleasure
It always makes my
spine tingle
And there I continue
to hold you
Until the moment our
juices mingle
Calling her a dog
Is a little hard to
defend
But I would say she is
Man’s best friend
The Caribou is the soberest beast
A wandering woodsman
could meat
But get them in a
group of threes or twos
They soon become the
Caribooze
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
If you give her ten
pounds, then anything goes
Are you wearing just a smile?
Beneath your uniform
all the while
Though outwardly well
uniformed
You stand there
unadorned
Beneath your starchy
exterior
You are naked front
and rear
Nurse, nurse check my
breeches
I’m about to pop my
stitches
The naughty Toad in the hole
And his friend
Guacamole
Along with Ratatouille
Thought Badger quite
chewy
"Mayday, Mayday. SOS, Mayday
My pilot has had a
heart attack and died
Can anybody out there
hear me?”
The panicky blonde
passenger cried
Suddenly a voice comes
over the radio
And spoke with
reassuring charm
“Just relax; I’m going
to talk you down
But it’s important
that you stay calm”
“Just give me your
height and position
And then we’ll get you
down from there”
“Well if you really need to know I'm 5'1"
And I'm sitting in the
pilot’s chair."
The radio went silent
like for a moment
As if they’d gone
completely off the air
Then the voice from
the tower returned
“Do you know the Lords
prayer?”
