MAYDAY MODE

 

"Mayday, Mayday. SOS, Mayday

My pilot has had a heart attack and died

Can anybody out there hear me?”

The panicky blonde passenger cried

 

Suddenly a voice comes over the radio

And spoke with reassuring charm

“Just relax; I’m going to talk you down

But it’s important that you stay calm”

 

“Just give me your height and position

And then we’ll get you down from there”
“Well if you really need to know I'm 5'1"

And I'm sitting in the pilot’s chair."

 

The radio went silent like for a moment

As if they’d gone completely off the air

Then the voice from the tower returned

“Do you know the Lords prayer?”