Planning regulations only apply
It seems, to the
ordinary people
The rank and file
Those without power or
influence
Or the means to fill
brown envelopes
Because to Politicians
and developers
The only green they
understand
Is cold hard cash
And they think that
the green belt
Is just an inferior
grade in Judo
When you’ve been to the loo
And you’ve done what
you must do
You give a little tap,
tap, tap
To shake the drips of
the old chap
But as you try to zip
him back in
You catch a little bit
of skin
Which really hurts
your old chap
When he’s caught in
the penis fly trap
One two buckle my shoe
Three, Four, Excuse me
miss?
Do you have these in a
size 10 sling-back?
Are you wearing lace?
To decorates that
place
I can’t tell from your
face
There is no hint or
trace
I think black lace
does grace
Your fine pert brace
Oh, my thoughts are
base
And that image I can’t
erase
Of the garments of
lace
That cover and encase
Girls in short dresses with black satin panties
G-strings and thongs
and exotic scanties
Innocent lookers who
do naughty things
These are a few of my
favourite things
Firm rounded buttocks
and waists that are tiny
A look in the eye that
says “I’m Mandy try me”
A flirt in a skirt who
looks like she sins
These are a few of my
favourite things
When the lust strikes
I’ve avoided most diseases
Nature has deployed
But I’m suffering the
effects
Of a life well enjoyed
Now I keep twenty
doctors
Gainfully employed
We have a waterbed at home
It was a birthday gift
for me
I call it my seductive
oasis
