RUDELY AWAKENED

 

I leapt up out of bed,

And I opened the door

In my pyjamas,

Wow I’d not noticed it before

What a very odd place

For there to be a door

A REAL HUMDINGER

 

A man made a boast

It was a real humdinger

“I can turn this duck

Into a soul singer”

 

He repeated his boast

Despite being mocked

And made a wager

That left them shocked

 

They took the bet

That was a real humdinger

To see him turn a duck

Into a soul singer

 

He said as he took the duck

That he called Mr Smithers

“Now I’ll put it in the microwave

Until its bill withers”

THREE LITTLE FISHES

 

Three fish in a tank,

One says to the other ones

I'll drive the thing

If you two man the guns

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 91

What are little boys made of?

Snips and snails, and puppy dog’s tails

That's what little boys are made of!"

What are big boys made of?

Chips and ales, and chasing girl’s tails

That's what big boys are made of!"

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK?

 

Are you wearing black?

Yes, it’s a funeral I know

But underneath the garb

Is that all black also?

 

No, it’s not irreverent

Picturing you in lacy black

There was no bigger letch

Then you’re dead uncle Jack

THE COMMANDO GIRL # 2

 

You’ve gone commando, haven’t you?

Don’t shake your head I know it’s true

That blushing vividly betrays you

And that’s only one of many clues

I have a clinical eye for what I peruse

And I can see dandruff on your shoes

WHEN I SAY

 

When I say, "I love you", I mean it.

Look into my eyes and believe it

Look into my heart and feel it