A man made a boast
It was a real
humdinger
“I can turn this duck
Into a soul singer”
He repeated his boast
Despite being mocked
And made a wager
That left them shocked
They took the bet
That was a real
humdinger
To see him turn a duck
Into a soul singer
He said as he took the
duck
That he called Mr
Smithers
“Now I’ll put it in
the microwave
Until its bill
withers”
