My wife is mad
Last night she snored
so loud
That she woke herself
up
Then she hit me
For snoring so bloody
loud
That I woke her up
But to add insult onto
injury
Which left me upset
I was the one who
hadn’t
Even been to sleep yet
My wife is mad
Last night she snored
so loud
That she woke herself
up
Then she hit me
For snoring so bloody
loud
That I woke her up
But to add insult onto
injury
Which left me upset
I was the one who
hadn’t
Even been to sleep yet
The News of the World
Oh, the irony is sweet
The news of the screws
That tawdry scandal
sheet
Hoisted on its own
petard
Because of its crime
They have become their
papers
Biggest scandal of all
time
The Vicar’s sermon
Frank and forthright
Raised the question
Of the widow’s mite
Quite unnecessary
In my humble view
Because in our parish
There are only two
And I know for a fact
That they both do
My dear old mother
Recently passed away
But it came to my
attention
Only the other day
That she was in fact
killed
By a “Mrs A”
The lion and the unicorn
Were fighting for the crown
The lion beat the unicorn
All around the town
The vicious ambitious lion
Beat the poor unicorn
so cute
But with one final
effort
The unicorn killed the
great hairy brute
A young lady called Marti
Is vivacious and
hearty
And just a bit tarty
But great fun at a
party
A young lady called Gerty
Is perky and flirty
Divertingly perty
And just downright
dirty