Christmas is coming the geese are getting fat
Pick me out the fattest one and we’ll have that
It needs to be a big one for our Christmas feast
In fact, just give us the one that’s clinically obese
Monday, 18 April 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 82
LIFE LESSON
When I was young, life was full of riches
Then I discovered
women could be bitches
And some even gave you
embarrassing itches
LOOSE WOMEN
I always thought
The Essex girls were
loose
Of very easy virtue
And well up for a
goose
The pretty ones
With the mate like a
Moose
The sad old slappers
Who were easy to
seduce
And the dirty ones
Who liked it up the
caboose
Well, I now have to
say
I have managed to
deduce
That girls everywhere
Do it with the least
excuse
18-30 HOLS
I love the 18-30 hols
Making out with the
foreign dolls
Some of them are just
a bit flirty
Some of them are just
plain dirty
Some of them are
straight laced
Some of them are just
two faced
And tell you No to
your face
Then you see to their
disgrace
They don’t have any
underwear
Wearing nothing at all
down there
Zonda pantaloon, uden
undies
Nashi cami, fuera
frillies
Bez briefs, No hose,
senza smalls
Nicht knicks, Sans
pants, bugger all
No thongs, panties or
bloomers,
No knickers, big pants
or drawers
Ilman, Gan, Sin, Uten,
Utan, without
The dirty little
minx’s are wearing nout
70’S MUSICAL DESERT
The forties
Brought us swing
The fifties
Brought us rock and
roll
The sixties
Brought us the Beatles
The seventies
Brought us bugger all
SEXUAL PREFERENCES # 17
I don’t have a favourite;
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum
I love bilious Phileas
And slow Mo
Jailbait Kate
And here we go Jo
I love Havana Savannah
And felony Melanie
Gonna Donna
And orally Laura-Lee
I love sillieth
Lilleth
And Soya Moiré
Sillier Delia
And coyer Toya
I love brash Tash
And swell Gabrielle
Coarser Porsche
And go to hell Mel
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