LIFE LESSON

 

When I was young, life was full of riches

Then I discovered women could be bitches

And some even gave you embarrassing itches

BELLA DONNA

 

I met the beautiful Daniela

When we shared her umbrella

Then we drank a little Stella

And I said I thought her bella

She said I was quite a fella

So I had my way with Daniela

 

If I saw her now I’d tell her

About the state of my old fella

That turned a funny shade of yella

And the STD clinic fella

Had to employ his own umbrella

After I had my way with Daniela

SHARING

 

We shared an umbrella when we first met

When caught in an April shower

We shared our first kiss

One night in the wee small hours

We shared a passionate embrace

And made love in culmination

Then we shared a secret

After we caught an unpleasant infection