Well, what a life changing experience
Before my surgery I
could barely see
It was like looking
through frosted glass
Shapes and colours
seen indistinctly
But when the dressing
came off
I could see much
better, just a little misty
Like looking through
steamed up glass
But now even the mist
has cleared
And I can see
everything perfectly
I can see the girl I
love as clear as day
But I still have to
climb up a tree to do it
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of
her face
She might call it a
curl
But I’m afraid little
girl
You’ve actually grown
a moustache
The best Easter actor of all time
Well maybe not but
bear with me
So, for this exercise
he’s the winner
And Cluck Norris that
would be
Are you wearing an Easter Dress?
The big yellow ribbon
is really pleasant
I’m itching to pull at
that bow
So, I can unwrap my
Easter present
The only way the Easter Bunny
Can decorate eggs in
time for Easter
Is to paint them all,
otherwise
They would have to use
wallpaper
Are you wearing an Easter Top?
Well, I very much like
what I see
Because there isn’t
very much of it
And the contents are
bursting free
Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter Day does not commemorate
The day in the gardens
Of Gethsemane
When Jesus turned
rabbits into chocolate
