WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

What does the Easter Bunny

Get for himself

For making a basket?

Two points, like anyone else.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 77

 

Horsey, horsey will you stop

Just stop with all that clippetty clop

You’ve been put out to pasture as you know well

So stop playing with the coconut shells

PUT DOWN # 45

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

A best with animal magnetism

Is what he will probably think

Just say to him

"So you're the missing link"

EASILY IMPRESSED

 

The woman that does my ironing

Is a natural, she is truly blessed

But she can’t see it herself

I’m beginning to think she’s repressed

DOCTOR SHARP

 

I went to see the doctor

With fluid on the knee

And do you know what he said?

“Take better aim when you pee”

CALL FOR SETH

 

If you need a job doing

Then you need Seth

He is cold, deadly

And as ruthless as Macbeth

He strikes with a deadly puff

A foul satisfying breath

He is the flatulator

The noxious dealer of death

THE SIMPLEST PLEASURES # 2

 

The simplest pleasures in life

Requiring no payment or fee

But give the most satisfaction

In spite of their simplicity

Like the unparalleled relief

Of letting your wind go free