Insects are dangerous
I thought you should
know
Some kill you quick
Some kill you slow
Some poison the blood
In your arteries
Yes, I’m talking about
The hepatitis bee
Wednesday, 6 April 2022
DEADLY HYMENOPTERA
STRANGERS ON A TRAIN
She had blocked the corridor
And I had blocked her
passage
And an impasse had
been reached
Which was not so easy
to assuage
Eventually compromise
reigned
And ground was conceded
equally
And accommodations
were reached
A curt embrace
followed, continentally
This led surprisingly
to kissing
Then there was
cuddling and huggage
And passions burned brightly
And we made love amongst
the luggage
Tuesday, 5 April 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 69
Jack ate all the lean,
Joan ate all the fat.
They left the platter so clean,
There was nothing for the cat
NHS CUT BACKS # 7
The NHS has plans to save money
But they plan’s maybe
hard to pass
The Proctologists have
responded
By telling them to
stick them up their arse
NONSENSICAL EPISODE # 3
When I close my eyes
I see Lasses in glasses
Tarts in carts
Girls in pearls
Flirts in skirts
Fillies in frillies
Girls in curls
Chics in nix
God I really need sex
HADRIAN’S WALL
The simple reason why
Hadrian’s Wall was
built
Is that north of the
border
The extremities wilt
As the wind doth blow
Right up your kilt
IT’S NOT HIP
Don’t get your hip tattooed
Because at the risk of
being rude
It doesn’t look cool
or chic
And it’ll make you
look cheap
Don’t get your hip
tattooed
Because at the risk of
being rude
It doesn’t look cool
or chic
And it’ll make you
look cheap
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