ARE YOU WEARING A KILT?

Are you wearing a kilt?

Won’t your extremities wilt?

Well, you’re a very hardy guy

And a braver man than I

You are pant less are you not?

Oh, so you’re not a proper Scot

So, you’re not very hardy guy

Nor a braver man than I

Well, if from tradition you avert

You’re just a man in a skirt 

HADRIAN’S WALL

 

The simple reason why

Hadrian’s Wall was built

Is that north of the border

The extremities wilt

As the wind doth blow

Right up your kilt