GARNISHING

If you put a tomato

On top of your knickerbocker glory

Instead of a cherry

It counts as a salad; well, that’s my story 

DOCTOR BLUNT

 

My doctor was very unfair

He said that the handle on my reclining chair

And my TV remote control device

Are not sufficient forms of exercise

DOOR STEPPING

 

There are two women

Calling at houses down our street

Brow beating everyone

Of the poor householders they meet

 

They extol the virtues

Of brown bread and its effect on fitness

One in particular is quite fierce

I’m sure that she is a Hovis Witness

MARATHON MAN

I used to be a Marathon man

A Marathon man was I

Then they renamed them Snickers

I don’t know why

NHS CUT BACKS # 2

 

The NHS has plans to save money

And there has been opposition all right

But the Gastroenterologists

Don’t have the stomach for a fight

EXERCISE REGIME WEEK 1

 

You must have an exercise regime

My doctor advised me

But he said it is essential

To build it up very gradually

So, for the first week

I am watching sport on TV

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 63

 

Rain, rain go away,

You’re ruining my holiday

I wait all year to come away

Rain, rain, go to Spain,

Don’t come back to Wales again