It’s Lent once more
A time to cleanse the
soul
Empty the trash
And let Christ keep us
whole
Clear the spam
Empty the buffers of
sin
Deny yourself
And let the lord back
in
It’s Lent once more
Pray to your saviour
for peace
Cleanse your soul
Then your penance can
cease
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a geezer,
Who propositioned her
And horny Miss Muffet said ok
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
Before he has chance
to deliver
His pickup line to
you
Just say to him
“And which dwarf are
you?”
Are you wearing a leek?
The Welsh national
emblem
An aromatic little
symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
Are you wearing a daff?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of patriotism
Are you wearing a daffodil?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
The nine muses
Daughters of Zeus
Inspiring of mortals
And nurturers of the
arts
The eighth was,
The divine Thalia,
Flourishing, in bloom,
Was the muse of comedy
and idyllic poetry
A comic mask in her
hand
The praises of Thalia,
rustic goddess
And in her songs
flourish through time
