Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some snogging.
But on the way
They met Ray
And spent the
afternoon dogging
Thursday, 10 February 2022
HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 11
Congratulations and felicitations
But don’t drink too
much at the celebration
Too much may make you
think, like as not
PUT DOWN # 14
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
If he says to you
“I’ve been looking for
you all my life”
Just reply to him
“I hope you told your
wife”
IT’S THE QUIZ OF THE WEEK # 2
Keithy’s guessing game
Is full of gems and
Questions on music
trivia
Set to expose the
fools
My only complaint, is
that he
Keeps changing the
bloody rules
Keith is a guy that I
work with and he entertains us with his amusing daily quiz, Keithy’s guessing
game
It’s predominantly a
music quiz but invariably branches off into other areas.
FEVERISH AGAIN
I am suffering from gammon flu
It’s not particularly
nasty
I was suffering from
swine flu
But then they cured me
WHAT A LOAD OF BANKERS
Bonuses are a reward for a job well done
In short they have to
be earned
But you gave
yourselves bonuses
While you were fucking
up the world
You even gave
yourselves bonuses
When we all knew you’d
fucked up the world
And you gave
yourselves bonuses
While we bailed you out
from your fuck ups
And now you are
rewarding yourselves again
But not for a job well
done
Now you’re giving
yourselves bonuses
Simply for not fucking
up
FEVERISH YET AGAIN
That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as expected
It’s not even an
epidemic
A large number of
reported cases
Turned out to be MAN
flu
Which the W.H.O.
Has been renamed whine
flu
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