I laugh in the face of quiz shows
With their
supercilious so and so’s
I scoff at the “Mastermind”
chair
And “Who wants to be a
millionaire”
I spit on Ken Bruce’s “Pop
Master”
The “Brain of Britain”
or “The Krypton factor”
The only quiz worthy
of its name
Is the excellent “Keithy’s
guessing game”
Keith is a guy that I
work with and he entertains us with his amusing daily quiz, Keithy’s guessing
game.
It’s predominantly a
music quiz but invariably branches off into other areas.
When June comes fourth upon us
Is there any greater
place on earth?
Than England’s green
and pleasant land
Surely nowhere of
similar worth
When the breeze gently
stirs the grass
And the sun is in the
clear blue sky
Is there any greater
place on earth?
You could look abroad,
but why?
Baldy locks may be very rich
He may even be a
millionaire
But Baldy locks is
unpleasant
And he will never
share
Don’t ever approach
him
If you don’t want to
hear him swear
If you fall beneath
his gaze
You must say a little
prayer
Don’t venture to close
Never stray into his
lair
Don’t try to converse
with him
You won’t elicit any
cares
The only things he
cares about
Are his three
remaining hairs
How can they say smoking is bad for you?
It’s a lot of old tosh
in my personal view
All my family smoked
since they were nippers
And after all smoking
has cured my kippers
Newsy, newsy
Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
Met Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Then had a twosie
In the Jacuzzi
Floozy and Woozy
Then got all Oozy
And decidedly bluesy
Before Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
And Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Got a bit snoozy
Twosie Suzie’s
Newsy, newsy
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To spend some time with each other
Jack failed to rise
Jill raised her eyes
Then went off to find
his big brother
With a happy heart and a smile
I gladly take the time to send
Fondest wishes in appreciation
Of the most special of friends
