The coolest dude at the hospital
Is the ultra sound guy
But when he is on
holiday
It’s the hip
replacement guy
Thursday, 3 February 2022
THE ANGEL OF THE NORTH
The angel of the north
Standing tall and
erect
That androgynous
monument
To the politically
correct
Disproportionate in
aspect
On a hill it was put
But it has sunk in the
ground
To the depth of a foot
Definitely no room
For complacency though
As there are still
another
Sixty-five feet to go
PC COFFEE TIME
Black coffee
That’s all I crave
Nothing fancy
Just coffee, black
Not latte
Skinny or otherwise
Not espresso
Cappuccino
Mocca
Mocca choca
Macchiato,
Americano
Just coffee, black
But now I’m told
It’s not PC
To order black coffee
Apparently
To be perfectly PC
When ordering black
coffee
I must request
Coffee without milk
ASK A STUPID QUESTION
A local reporter
Asks an old lady at
her leisure
“What part of being
104
Gives you most
pleasure”?
She simply replied to
him
50 SOMETHING
So, you’re 50 something
No need to feel so glum
True you’re no spring
chicken
And you’re the mom of
a mom
You’re nearer the next
milestone
Than you are the last
one
But don’t fret about
the numbers
Celebrate each day
with aplomb
You truly are now a “WOW”
A “wiser older woman”
See the positive in the
situation
Try to hold onto that if you can
Don’t think of the loss of youth
Focus on the gaining of wisdom
And if you believe all
this rubbish
TERMINAL CONCEIT
Do you hold yourself in high esteem?
Are you the answer to
your dreams?
Then you probably go
through life, like as not
Thinking you are
slicker than snot
Served hot on a silver
platter
You really think that
you actually matter
While in truth you’re
likened to a cold bogey
Dried out, smeared and
unsightly
Stuck to a “pound shop”
paper plate
This is a truer
reflection of your state
So take heed of this
little ditty
And learn a little
humility
Wednesday, 2 February 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 7
I had a little hen,
The prettiest ever seen,
Which happily made
For such versatile
cuisine
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