Showing posts with label Conceit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conceit. Show all posts

Thursday, 3 February 2022

TERMINAL CONCEIT

 

Do you hold yourself in high esteem?

Are you the answer to your dreams?

Then you probably go through life, like as not

Thinking you are slicker than snot

Served hot on a silver platter

You really think that you actually matter

While in truth you’re likened to a cold bogey

Dried out, smeared and unsightly

Stuck to a “pound shop” paper plate

This is a truer reflection of your state

So take heed of this little ditty

And learn a little humility

Friday, 8 January 2021

CONCEIT

 

What is the height of conceit?

That’s an easy one to claim

It’s having an orgasm and then

Calling out your OWN name