21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 265

 

If Candlemas day

Be wet and foul

Then we all will wear

The usual scowl

Candlemas day (February 2^nd)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 2

 

Don’t fret, many a good tune

Is played on an old fiddle

Or so I heard the saying go

So don’t despair all is not lost

Even if you are tone deaf

And you’re shaped like a Cello

PUT DOWN # 5

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

If he says “Didn't we go on a date once?

Or was it twice?”

Just reply “Must've been once.

I wouldn’t make the same mistake twice”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 5

 

Mary Mary quite contrary,

How has your garden thrived?

With fertilizers and chemicals?

Or is it genetically modified?

INCONSEQUENTIAL?

Maybe to the world at large

You are just one person

Small, inconsequential

But if you think that you’re wrong

The truth I want to tell you

On a banner boldly unfurled

To this one lucky person

You are the entire world 

THANK GOD IT’S FEBRUARY

 

Thank God it’s February

And the month of January

Is now just a memory

And thank God for Salary

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 1

 

You’ve reached a ripe old age

If you were wine you would be Vintage

But you’re a man if I may be so bold

And lets face it you’re just old