A truck driver was driving along
At a furious rate
When the "Low Bridge Ahead." Sign
Appeared just too late
He braked hard but got stuck
And traffic backed up for miles
Then a traffic cop arrived
Got out of his car and smiles
The cop said “did you get stuck”?
Treating him like a fool
“No, I was delivering this bridge
When I ran out of fuel"
Time may be a great healer
As people often say
But time is a lousy beautician
Is all I have to say
Little Maya was talking to her teacher About Jonah and the Whale
Her teacher said it was physically impossible and it was just a tale
Little Maya insisted to her teacher Jonah was
swallowed by a Whale
Her teacher reiterated it was not possible
and that it was just a tale
The Little Maya said "I will ask Jonah
When I get to heaven."
Irritated the teacher replied “what if Jonah didn’t go to heaven”
“What if Jonah went to hell instead how will you ask him then?”
Little Maya smiled and then she said “Well you can ask him then"
The school had been photographed
All of the children and all the staff
The proofs had come back promptly
And the teacher’s task was simply
Persuading them to buy a copy then
"Just think how nice it will be when
You will be able to look at it one day
When you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or
‘that’s Michael, he's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back then said
"And there's the teacher, she's
dead."
When you are a child
You will soon
discover
That when your Mum
Is in a mood with
your father
It’s a bad idea to
let her
Wisdom comes with age
Is a saying that is sage
What isn’t always known
Age sometimes comes alone
The experts tell us,
Which makes me a little uneasy
We are what we eat
So, I’m fast cheap and easy
