EIGHT OUT OF TEN INNER CITY MALES

 

Eight out of ten inner city males

Have had sex in the shower, they admit

However, the other twenty percent

It would seem haven't been to prison yet

I FIND SURVEYS QUITE SURPRISING

 

I find surveys quite surprising

This result even surprised my cousin

Twelve out of thirteen people

Have never heard of a baker’s dozen

FAVOURITE CAR

 

To find our favourite car

A survey has been done

And women have declared

That it is a red one

SENIOR NETWORKING

 

A young lady I met in the street

Asked of me “Sir, do you tweet”?

I answered, “No, of course not

But I have to say I do trump a lot.”

LIFESTYLE CHOICE

 

The experts tell us,

Which makes me a little uneasy

We are what we eat

So, I’m fast cheap and easy

CAN YOU SPARE A MINUTE?

Four out of five of us

I’m afraid

Simply hate to be

Surveyed

ANOTHER SURVEY

 

Another survey released today

Why they bother I fail to see

Saying that men prefer sex it seems

On days beginning with the letter t

So is it Tuesday’s and Thursday’s

Or tomorrow and today