“Would you have married me if
My father hadn't left me a fortune?”
A newly married man asked his wife,
While they were on honeymoon
She replied sweetly “I'd have married you,
Monday, 20 September 2021
MARITAL FORTUNES
THE BLACK BOX FLIGHT RECORDER
The Black Box flight recorder
Is not black! We have been misled
Why would you call it a “black box”
And then make it orange instead
THE HOKEY COKEY # 1
I just realised that I haven't done
The Hokey Cokey for ten years, about.
I guess that when you get older,
You just forget what it's all about.
A MUSCIAN WANTED A HOLIDAY BY THE SEA
A musician wanted a holiday by the sea
Under blue skies with an ocean breeze
And as she was a pianist she knew exactly
Where she wanted to go, the Florida Keys
THERE’S A GREAT VOLUME I’M READING
There’s a great volume I’m reading
About Japanese Sword-Fighting,
It’s quite a detailed manuscript
Would you like me to samuraise it?
THERE IS A NEW UNIT OF MEASUREMENT
There is a new unit of measurement
And I promise it’s not flimflam
For calculating the weight of a hipster
The base unit is an Instagram
SHE WAS SITTING AT THE DINING TABLE
She was sitting at the dining table
And I was suspiciously watching
As she had a pen and graph paper
So, she was plotting something
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