MY CROSS EYED TEACHER WAS DISMISSED

 

My cross eyed teacher was dismissed

The governors have no scruples

They said it wasn’t her disability

But that she couldn't control her pupils

5G

 

There are no limits to technology
And advances are anticipated with 5G
Enhancing forms of communication
Imparting important information
Using varied multimedia interfacing
Video clips and picture messaging
But there is a downside or failure
Primarily photos of user’s genitalia

SOME PEOPLE AREN’T SHAKING HANDS

 

Some people aren’t shaking hands

Because of the Coronavirus caper

But I’m no longer shaking hands

Due to the shortage of toilet paper

DON’T FOLLOW THE HERD

 

Don’t follow the herd,

Just think for yourself

Try to remain independent

And be very careful

When following the masses

As sometimes the M is silent

WE MAKE A VERY VARIED RANGE

We make a very varied range

Of average items in our factory

But because they are average

It’s more like the satisfactory 

THERE IS TO BE A REVOLUTION

 

There is to be a revolution

In signage, so look out

Take Exit signs for example

They are on the way out

5TH CENTURY IRELAND

 

In 5th century Ireland:

St. Patrick decreed

Women can propose

Marriage to a single man

On February 29^th