Potatoes are a staple
On St Patrick’s Day
And mashed potatoes
Are just Irish Guacamole
Showing posts with label St Patrick's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St Patrick's Day. Show all posts
Friday 11 August 2023
Friday 10 September 2021
5TH CENTURY IRELAND
In 5th century Ireland:
St. Patrick decreed
Women can propose
Marriage to a single man
On February 29th
Tuesday 7 September 2021
POTATOES ARE A STAPLE
Potatoes are a staple
On St Patrick’s Day
And mashed potatoes
Are just Irish Guacamole
Tuesday 16 March 2021
ARE YOU WEARING A SHAMROCK?
Are you wearing a shamrock?
Ireland’s national emblem
The young clover symbol
Displayed out of patriotism
AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY
At the St Patrick’s Day party
A guy was playing
the Ukulele
But he didn’t know
when to stop
Until he was hit
with a Shillelagh
THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT PATRICK
The feast day of Saint Patrick
Is Ireland’s National Day
When the Irish
people
Celebrate Saint
Patrick's Day
ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW
St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few
Acceptable
times to wear body glitter
When
you have a reasonable expectation
Of
not being mistaken for a stripper
ST PATRICKS DAY FANCY DRESS
My friend asked me
What
I was going to be
For
St Patrick’s Day
I
said “Drunk will do me”
ST PATRICKS DAY IS AN EXCUSE
St Patrick’s Day is an excuse
For
girls to dress inappropriately
That’s
why St Patrick’s Day
Is
the best holiday for me
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2
When you’re on the pull
If
you want to break the ice
Say
something funny
Or
say something nice
Be
complimentary
Or
just lie in your endeavour
Be
devastatingly witty
Or
say something clever
“Do you have any Irish in you?”
Ask her, on St Patrick's Day
And if she answers no, reply
“Do you want some today?”
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 1
When you’re on the pull
If
you want to break the ice
Say
something funny
Or
say something nice
Be
complimentary
Or
just lie in your endeavour
Be
devastatingly witty
Or
say something clever
“Do you have any Irish in you?”
Ask her, on St Patrick's Day
And if she answers yes, reply
“You can have some more today”
THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY
The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day
And
I have always wondered why
As
they have three patron saints
Perhaps
Patrick had a better PR guy
YOU CAN DRINK GREEN BEER
You can drink green beer
On any St Patricks Day
It counts as a vegetable
And one of your five a day
ON ST PATRICK’S DAY
On St Patrick’s Day
You know an Irish rover
Has had enough to drink
When they’re Dublin over
I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY
I got very drunk on St Patricks Day
So I took a bus home to save any fuss
This may not be a big deal to most
But I had never before driven a bus
PATRON SAINTS DAYS
St Patrick’s day
Is
celebrated every where
“I’m
Irish and I’m proud”
They
loudly declare
The
media never hesitate
To
show the people celebrate
Endless
Displays of flags and emblems
Accompany
patriotic anthems
St
Andrew’s day,
Wearing
thistle bold,
Is
marked with Scottish pride
By
young and old
The
media never hesitate
To
show the people celebrate
Endless
Displays of flags and emblems
Accompany
patriotic anthems
St
David’s day
Resplendent
with daffodil
Is
marked more soberly
Yet
is celebrated still
The
media never hesitate
To
show the people celebrate
Endless
Displays of flags and emblems
Accompany
patriotic anthems
St
George’s day
Comes
and goes
When
is it marked?
Nobody
knows
The
media never hesitate
To
ignore attempts to celebrate
With
no displays of flags and emblems
Accompanying
un-played patriotic anthems
POTATOES ARE A STAPLE
Potatoes are a staple
On St Patrick’s Day
And mashed potatoes
Are just Irish Guacamole
THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT PATRICK
The feast day of Saint Patrick
Is Ireland’s National Day
When the Irish
people
Celebrate Saint
Patrick's Day
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