72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 9 August 2021

Little Jack Horner

Sat in the corner

Because he was

An antisocial fella

The great part about parenthood

Is naming the kids something favorable

While not having to add numbers

To make sure the name was available

I suffer from a strange phobia

Which was hard for me to admit

As I have a fear of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

I was once diagnosed with

Antisocial behavior disorder,

So I joined a support group

But we never meet to be fair

I’ve always been an avid reader

I like books about distant Galaxies

I can’t put down the current one

It’s a great book about antigravity

Professionals have an end of life

Inescapable, though they may try

Old Lawyers for example just

Lose their appeal, they never die

Bimbette said “Tell me Peachy, do

These jeans make my bum look big?”

“Truthfully?” Peaches replied

“Your bum makes the jeans look big”