My next-door neighbour,
The
catholic converter,
Worships
exhaust pipes
Monday, 2 August 2021
I RESISTED GETTING A MOBILE PHONE
I resisted getting a mobile phone for a long time
But I gave in and was
told I’d never regret it
Now if I leave home
without the thing, I panic
WHO LED THE ISRAELITES
Who led the Israelites?
On
their collective toeses
Through
the semi-permeable
Membrane?
It was Osmoses
MY GRANDCHILDREN LIVE IN THE CITY
My grandchildren live in the city
And
they seem to be happy there
The
youngest just started at cursery
That’s
where small kids learn to swear
OUR STAR SPRINTER IS NOT A LOOKER
Our star sprinter is not a looker
But
that doesn’t bother us
We
still cheer him to the rafters
But
we do call him Fastidious
OMNIBUS ETIQUETTE
“When I was on the bus with Dad,
He told me to give up my seat to a lady”
A little boy told his mum, "good boy"
You were right to listen to your daddy”
“But mum you don’t understand”
He said “I was sitting on daddy's
knee”
CERTIFICATION SMALL PRINT
Kate asked, “What are you doing?”
And her husband replied “Nothing”
“But you’ve been studying our
Marriage certificate for an hour”
He said “Well to be honest Kate
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