I STILL FERVENTLY BELIEVE IN SAME SEX MARRIAGE

 

I still fervently believe in same sex marriage

Because there has been a disparity for gay people

Which in the 21^st century is totally unacceptable

They deserve to be as miserable as straight people

I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT OBE STANDS FOR

 

I don’t know exactly what OBE stands for

It’s one of those honours list pleasantries

But it would seem that if you’ve got one

You were a child molester in the Seventies

I DON’T THINK ANY OF US CAN JUDGE IMMATURITY

 

I don’t think any of us can judge immaturity,

It’s from parenthood some prejudices stem

So no one should be prevented from having kids,

But most shouldn’t be allowed to name them

MY UNCLE IS A GREAT CAT LOVER

 

My Uncle is a great cat lover

And he’s always been a smashing bloke

But after he came to visit, my cat

Is recovering from a massive stroke

PICKUP # 18

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

“Do I know you?”

You can enquire of her

“Because you look

A lot like my next partner”

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – IN WHICH WE SERVE (1942)

“In Which We Serve” is a World War II drama, written by Noël Coward   and Directed by Noël Coward and David Lean.

It tells the story of a British Naval Destroyer, H.M.S. Torrin, from its construction on the Clyde to its sinking during action in the Mediterranean Sea in World War II, and is told in flashbacks by the survivors as they cling to a life raft.

Among them are the ship's commanding officer Captain E.V. Kinross (Noël Coward), Ordinary Seaman Shorty Blake (John Mills), Chief Petty Officer Walter Hardy (Bernard Miles), Stoker (Richard Attenborough) and Flags (Michael Wilding).

But although the men have served valiantly and heroically in their time aboard the Torrin we also get to see the stoic and determined women behind them, Alix Kinross (Celia Johnson), Freda Lewis (Kay Walsh), Kath Hardy (Joyce Carey) and Maureen (Penelope Dudley Ward).

 

“In Which We Serve” is a shameless story about naval heroism and was based on Lord Mountbatten's wartime experiences and is a compelling and highly rated piece of British cinema history.

WARNING TO DRINKERS # 7

New health warnings should be

On bottles and tins for us to see

Warnings clearly on display:

That the consumption of alcohol may

Create the illusion that you are tougher, faster

And better looking than most people and smarter