Combine Harvesters
And
you'll have a really big restaurant
But
a note of caution
Service
will still be at best, nonchalant
Friday, 23 July 2021
COMBINE HARVESTERS
I'M RUBBISH WITH NAMES
I'm rubbish with names
I
can’t help it a bit
It’s
a proper condition
There's
a name for it...
PEOPLE WHO SELL MEAT ARE DISGUSTING
People who sell meat are disgusting
Even
if it’s halal or kosher
But
then I’ve heard that people
Who
sell fruit and veg, are grocer
I HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE THAT CADBURY
I heard on the grapevine that Cadbury
Are
moving production to China
Which
will involve some rebranding
For
example, the Chinese Wispa
DAREDEVILISH # 3
Some activities in life
Since
time began
Build
your self-esteem
Like
no others can
One
such activity
Of
which I’m a fan
Is
sharpening pencils with a knife
As
it makes me feel like a man
IRONIC ADVERTISING
I fell about laughing when I saw Serena
In
an ironic Advertisement for Tempur
As
given her recent display of stress
It
should have been a “bad Tempur” mattress
WHEN THE HEADLESS CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
When the headless chicken crossed the road
There
was no wing under which to tuck it
Because
sadly the chicken crossed the road
In
a mega sized, southern fried, family bucket
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