Thursday, 22 July 2021

THERE ARE MANY PIT FALLS

 

There are many pit falls

In the relationships game

Take same-sex marriage

Where sex is always the same

I HAVE AN UNUSUAL PHOBIA

 

I have an unusual phobia

Which people find strange

I hate new minted coins

But then I dislike all change

DID YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY

 

Did you know the reason why

Unattached women go to Wimbledon

It’s because they were told

There was a men's singles event on

I GET TOGETHER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

 

I get together with my girlfriend

For some one to one time

Which is why I usually meet

Up with her at 12:59

I WAS INVITED TO A PRETENDERS GIG

 

I was invited to a Pretenders gig

And wasn’t sure how to react

I really like live music performance

But didn’t want to see a tribute act

BEING AN ENGLAND SUPPORTER

 

Being an England supporter

At a World Cup or Euro’s melee

Is likened to over-optimistic parents

Of the fat kid on sports day

DAREDEVILISH # 2

 

Some activities in life

Since time began

Build your self-esteem

Like no others can

One such activity

Of which I’m a fan

Is prodding a fire with a stick

As it makes me feel like a man