There are many pit falls
In
the relationships game
Take
same-sex marriage
Where
sex is always the same
There are many pit falls
In
the relationships game
Take
same-sex marriage
Where
sex is always the same
I have an unusual phobia
Which
people find strange
I
hate new minted coins
But
then I dislike all change
Did you know the reason why
Unattached
women go to Wimbledon
It’s
because they were told
There
was a men's singles event on
I get together with my girlfriend
For
some one to one time
Which
is why I usually meet
Up
with her at 12:59
I was invited to a Pretenders gig
And
wasn’t sure how to react
I
really like live music performance
But
didn’t want to see a tribute act
Being an England supporter
At
a World Cup or Euro’s melee
Is
likened to over-optimistic parents
Of
the fat kid on sports day
Some activities in life
Since
time began
Build
your self-esteem
Like
no others can
One
such activity
Of
which I’m a fan
Is
prodding a fire with a stick
As
it makes me feel like a man