72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 8 July 2021

I decided to Vacuum the house

But for some reason it wasn’t working

I was stumped, it was very frustrating

Then I noticed that it wasn’t plugged in

You eat wisely

And you exercise daily

Then die anyway

Synonym describes a word

That you chose to use

When you can’t spell

The word you wanted to use

Two old men were in a nudist camp

And one asked as they were sitting there

“Have you read Marx” And the other replied

“Yes, it must be the wicker chair”

Something upset

My English teacher

So I said to comfort her

“There, their, they’re”

I spotted a chemistry student

Entering the toilets, the other day

He washed his hands on the way in

Which is always a dead giveaway

“Did you hear oxygen

Is going out with magnesium”

The first atom asked

“OMg” said the second atom