It was my wife’s birthday
So,
I bought a sex toy for her
I
don’t think it’s her fave
But
it’s definitely up there
Saturday, 3 July 2021
MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY TOY
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – D-DAY THE SIXTH OF JUNE (1956)
D-Day the Sixth of June, Directed by Henry Koster, tells the tale of a love triangle involving a British Officer, Lt Colonel John Wynter (Richard Todd), American Captain Brad Parker (Robert Taylor) and Red Cross Nurse Valerie Russell (Dana Wynter).
The
story unfolds aboard an allied transport on the eve of D-Day shown in
flashback, as the two officers reminisce about their individual relationships
with the beauteous English Rose.
But
who will the nurse choose? A married American Staff Officer or the gung-ho
British Lt Colonel.
THE WISDOM OF MY MIDDLE YEARS # 4
As I have gotten older
It
came as no surprise
That
children and grandparents
Are
natural allies
I TRIED DONATING BLOOD TODAY # 1
But
the problem on this visit
Were
too many stupid questions
For
example, who's blood is it?
THE FIRST TIME I TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND HOME
The first time I took my girlfriend home
So
that my mum could meet her
She
wore a big green shirt and huge gloves
And
my mum said she was a keeper
IF GETTING SEXUAL GRATIFICATION
If getting sexual gratification
From
the Beano is your belief
Then
that would be known
To
most people as Comic relief
I LAUNCHED A NEW BOOK
I launched a new book,
Aimed
at children, today
And
I hit one of the little sods
Before
they ran away
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