Sunday, 27 June 2021

FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO

The difference between a Northern Zoo

And one in Mississippi

A southern zoo has a description of the animal

Along with “a recipe”

MICKEY ME OLD CHINA

 

The reason there is no Disneyland

In China

No one's tall enough

To go on the rollercoaster

MARRIAGE WORDS

Before marriage,

A man will lie awake all night

Thinking about something she said

After marriage,

He will fall asleep before completing

The first sentence she said

BEFORE AND AFTER

A man may believe before marriage

That he is incomplete or diminished

A word of caution before rushing in

After you’re married you’re finished

Saturday, 26 June 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD (1965)

 

The Greatest Story Ever Told, directed by George Stevens and David Lean, although for some reason the latter was uncredited.

It is an often under-rated movie with an all-star cast, and is a large scale epic movie that chronicles the life and ministry of Jesus Christ (Max von Sydow).

There are so many stars in this biblical epic that it is impossible to mention them all but among the notable performers were Dorothy McGuire (The Virgin Mary) Charlton Heston (John the Baptist) Martin Landau (Caiaphas) Sal Mineo (Uriah) Sidney Poitier (Simon of Cyrene) David McCallum (Judas Iscariot) Donald Pleasence (The Dark Hermit – Satan) Claude Rains (King Herod) and John Wayne (Centurion at Crucifixion).

I can highly recommend the modestly titled epic, which was long, beautifully photographed and was notable as it was the first english-language film for Max von Sydow.

A great, if not the greatest, movie, watch and enjoy.

POPCORN

 

Men are like Popcorn

If I’m not wrong

They satisfy you

But not for very long

VERY FISHY

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Have a guess

You call a fish with no eyes

A fsh