I LOOK AHEAD OF ME

 

I look ahead of me,

Across the unknown years

And I wonder:

Will I like being old?

Or even like the person

That I will become?

 

ARE YOU WEARING A DIADEM?

 

Are you wearing a diadem?

Why are you some kind of princess?

No you actually have to be royalty

Not just daddy’s little princess

QUESTION

 

Is it questioning?

Or interlocutor-ing

Who is the interlocutor

Who is the interlocutor?

A statement or a question

By virtue of punctuation

MALADY’S

 

As your children grow older the problems

Change but don’t seem to go away at all

Instead of them being sick because of a bug

They are sick because of too much alcohol

COMMUNICATION

 

The three best forms

Of global communication

Are, television, telephone

And tell a woman

DAGENHAM DIRT BAGS # 2

 

Bimbette, Peaches and Soiree

Three slappers from Essex way

The dogs out on the common

Taking their pets for a play

WHEN I LOOK

 

When I look at Dawny

I get really horny

When I look at Candy

I get really randy

When I look at Sue

My loins go ooh

When I look at Sharon

I get the biggest hard on

When I look at Sarah

I just want to have her

When I look at Clair

I picture her bare

When I look at Tina

I couldn’t be any keener

When I look at Suzie

My head goes woozy

When I look at Nicki

I get a little sticky

When I look at Steffi

I get a little stiffy

When I look at Brenda

I have my own agenda

When my wife sees me look

I’m in her bad book