Saturday, 5 June 2021

WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL

 

When I was at school

Our English teacher, Mrs Rowan

Once asked of us as homework,

During the half term holiday

To memorize our favourite poem,

This was met by groans,

By the class, but not me

I chose A.E.Housman’s

“Ode to an athlete dying young”

And it has stayed with me ever since

IF PEOPLE MAKE DEMANDS OF YOU

 

If people, make demands of you

Disarm them skilfully

Give them more than they expect

And do it cheerfully

ASSOCIATIONS

 

If you spend your time associating

With well-mannered individuals

Your own manners will improve

And you will polish up like a jewel

If you spend your time associating

With the hard working and decent

You will take on board their ethic

And be a decent hard-working resident

If you spend your time associating

With vagabonds and lowly bums

Then a lonely wretch upon the streets

Is what you will surely become

If you spend your time associating

With the filthy rich and famous

You will be left to pick up the tab

And die in the gutter alone and penniless

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (7)

 

Who killed doc robin

What’s up doc?

When a man loves

Where danger lives

Why is that

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE ODESSA FILE (1974)

“The Odessa File” is a historical drama, screenplay by Kenneth Ross and George Markstein based on the Novel by Frederick Forsyth and Directed by Ronald Neame

The story is set in Germany in 1963, at the time of the Kennedy assassination.

Following the suicide of an elderly Jewish man, freelance journalist Peter Miller (Jon Voight) takes possession of the man's diary and investigates the alleged sighting of a former S.S. Captain, who commanded a concentration camp during World War II.

His investigation leads him to Simon Wiesenthal (Shmuel Rodensky) and to a group of Israeli Secret Service.

Miller eventually finds himself involved with the powerful organization of former S.S. members, called “O.D.E.S.S.A.” and he s trained to infiltrate them.

It’s a very suspenseful film with fine performances from the supporting cast including, Mary Tamm, Maximillian Schell, Maria Schell, and Derek Jacobi.

TRAFFIC COP – DON’T BE TOO FUNNY

 

Sometimes you can talk

Your way out of a ticket

A little bit of charm

Is probably the safest bet

Humour can work as well

So, say to the men in blue

“You don’t need to check

In the boot do you?”

ARE YOU WEARING CELLULITE CREAM?

 

Are you wearing cellulite cream?

And is that workin’ for yer?

I only ask as it looks like

You’re covered in tapioca